Crime

For You Al Lamberti Quote Collectors

Speaking about the ill-fated efforts of the Dunkin' Donuts suspects to board a ship bound for Bermuda, a trip for which they would have needed passports they didn't have and which was a stupid choice anyway because the Bahamas would have arrested and extradited them. Nudge. That's your cue, Al.

"They could have gotten on (a) ship and been long gone," Broward Sheriff Al Lamberti told the paper. But "instead of taking a cruise to the Bahamas, they're taking a cruise to jail."
-- Thomas Francis

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Thomas Francis