You think the guys at Sports Illustrated might have seen the Palm Beach Post's front page on Tuesday?
Well, you know what they say about imitation.
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After the jump: Lindsay Lohan's Mad Miami Dash
The photos are strange and strangely compelling -- and the comments on the web site are pretty funny.