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Hey, Pitbull! Impersonator Ariel Tojo Hits Dolphin Mall (Video)

Pitbull Impersonator Wanders Around Dolphin Mall from Voice Media Group on Vimeo.

It's the dinner hour at Dolphin Mall, and the food court is a busy hive.

Teenagers guzzle from Smoothie Kings while tables full of abuelitas fire Gatling-gun Spanish over steaming plates of Lotus Express. At the Segafredo Zanetti Expresso kiosk, a young girl in black shirt and pants offers a sample tray, her face wearing a look you'd see in a dentist's waiting room. People snatch toothpicked mini-sandwiches off her plate. She stares off, bored and brooding. Then an immaculately white suit sleeve crosses her vision.

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Kyle Swenson
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