But this dude will be able to buy one sweet-ass toupee after he wins his lawsuit against the Age-Defying Surgical Center in Fort Lauderdale, which he claims denied him service based on his medical condition. Maybe even the Sam Donaldson model, seen at left.
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You can bet the center is gonna be sliding down lists like this one, which award points to local businesses based on how they score on a gay-friendly index.