But then, you'd be wrong.
A look at an unauthorized Internet database of NBHD's expenses provides strong evidence that the district is acting just like one of those highfalutin, Medicaid-scamming private companies. The site's creator, who asks to remain anonymous, invited me to visit the database (www.pubrec.com) a few weeks ago. There, I pored over thousands of invoices charged by the district, its employees, and Gov. Jeb Bush-appointed commissioners from January 2001 through June 2003. What follows are a few of the more memorable findings in my hours -- OK, days -- of searching the site:
109,742 -- Number of dollars the district spent on brunches, parties, banquets, and golf outings at four local country clubs (Weston Hills, Crystal Lake, Woodmont, and Palm Aire).
30 -- Number of months it took for district employees to pile up some $1.25 million in hotel and banquet-hall expenses at five-star, $200-plus-a-night joints around the country, including the Ritz Carlton, the MGM Grand and Venetian in Las Vegas, the Four Seasons, St. Regis Hotel (must have been nice, Commissioner John D. Collins), the Breakers in Palm Beach, and Wayne Huizenga's posh Boca Resort and Club. Hundreds of thousands of dollars were spent at hotels locally, often for rooms occupied by district employees. How is this legal? Well, district employees and commissioners don't have to abide by government per diem rates, which in Broward County allow for a maximum of $89 for nightly lodging and $42 for meals and incidentals.
46 -- Number of miles between Commissioner Cora Braynon's Lauderhill house and the Breakers, where she spent four nights and 1,227 district dollars to attend a health care seminar in December 2002. When asked why she couldn't have just driven to West Palm Beach or stayed at a place that didn't cost $300 a night, Braynon responded: "I'm going to get up and get to a meeting at 8 in the morning? No way. At that time, the highway was under construction. You try it."
5 -- Number of meals charged by Broward General Medical Center CEO Joe Scott that exceeded $200. Scott expensed some $25,000 -- more than the district's other three hospital CEOs combined. Included was a $328 breakfast, dinners for $937 and $1,713.95, and a $285.79 charge for a "lunch/golf" outing.
3,637 -- The number of movie tickets purchased by the district for employees. The district gave Muvico $18,186.50 for tickets at a group rate of $5 a pop. Apparently, NBHD isn't paying its people enough (except CEO Wil Trower, who was recently blessed with a $200,000 raise in pay to $600,000).
12,148 -- Number of $25 taxi rides that could have been taken with the $303,695.94 -- averaging $10,123 a month -- spent on cab companies Town Taxi and B & L Service.
3,500 -- Number of dollars the district gave in sponsorships to Pine Crest School, the most elite private school in Broward County.
1,720 -- Number of Maxfli balls that could have been purchased -- along with a $100 putter -- with the $2,250 that NBHD paid for partner Nova Southeastern University's "golf balls and putter" on May 19, 2003.
6 -- The number of companies that received a chunk of the $237,343.72 spent on trophies, plaques, awards, ribbons, and banners.
4 -- Number of public/private charter schools that received a total of $28,148.98 from the taxing district, including Jeb Bush's Liberty City Charter School in Miami (which, incidentally, isn't in Broward County) and the Charter School of Excellence, which is owned by former NBHD commission Chairman Hamilton Forman.
1 -- Number of counties away from Broward in which the PGA's Honda Classic golf tournament is held. Despite the fact that it's in Palm Beach County, the district has poured some $22,339 into the tourney for booths, sponsorships, and "hospitality" during 2001 and 2002. In continuing the NBHD's love affair with all things golf, it also spent $26,367 at the PGA Resort in Palm Beach County.
250,000 -- The approximate number of dollars given annually to area chambers of commerce, the Broward Alliance, Leadership Broward, and other schmoozing organizations. Included here is $35,460 given to the Florida Sterling Council, a "public/private" organization overseen by Bush.
61 -- Cost of each Universal Studios admission ticket bought in Orlando during the spring of 2002. The total came to $4,190. Four employees also charged a total of $3,340 at Walt Disney World. At least another $17,000 was spent on hotel rooms.
1,500 -- Number of dollars given to Westminster Academy, a private Christian school run by the controversial, gay-bashing Rev. D. James Kennedy. The district, I found, has no compunction about mixing church and state. In all, the district gave about $45,000 to churches, synagogues, and religious groups, including $1,000 to a Hindu temple.