Jeb Bush Won't Stop Talking About How He's Not Sure if He'll Run for President

Former Florida Gov. (and little brother ta Dubya) Jeb Bush has been making the rounds on morning television shows to talk about his new book, which, COINCIDENTALLY, happens to be about probably the most important issue that will preoccupy us all from now until 2016.

Imergration, y'all!

But, as it is with these shows, them pesky newsy people won't quit asking him about if he plans to ruin America like his brother did run for president like his brother and father did. Although, frankly, we've blown up most of Iraq already, so what would be the point?

Anyway, he gave it some thought, and he answered with a pretty adamant *Kanye shrug.*

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