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As former Gov. Jeb Bush gets ready to tour our state in his campaign for the presidency, a Twitter campaign has backfired in the most Jeb! way possible. In
But, with yet more proof that Jeb Bush is the Charlie Brown of the GOP candidates, Twitter trolls have hijacked the slogan and are making
Today was supposed to be the first day of the "Jeb Can Fix It" campaign, with the former governor's team asking all of Twitter to tweet out the biggest problems facing America with the hashtag #JebCanFixIt.
Things have not gone according to plan.
Here are some of the gems inspired by the slogan:
Me Thinks Its Too Late Too Fix Stupid #JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/KbmLLyx0gw
— LiberalValuesNetwork (@lordxmen2k) November 2, 2015
Did your brother fail to win Florida's electoral votes? #JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/pJopnjQhYW
— Memeographs (@memeographs) November 2, 2015
YO #JebCanFixIt MY FRIDGE WATER IS A LITTLE SLOW, AND MY CLOSET DOOR IS OFF THE TRACK
— The Kid Mero (@THEKIDMERO) November 2, 2015
Do you hate seeing gay people being happy? #JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/3vkeivegDV
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) November 2, 2015
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Those electronic voting machines acting up? #JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/QQiqKiaEOj
— Puesto Loco (@PuestoLoco) November 2, 2015
Have a hole in your condom? #JebCanFixIt
— Jimmy Eckhardt (@Jimmer_Eckhardt) November 2, 2015
#JebCanFixIt
I doubt it pic.twitter.com/dQBf3G4rsP
— Hillary's Xray Tech (@yewkalaylee) November 1, 2015
#JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/BLFnhCGQWV
— Greg (@Johnny_UT) November 2, 2015
I'm not sure what to do with my beard. #JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/PA2pMC7xwQ
— Thomas Otto (@TJHogglestock) November 2, 2015
#JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/cH2ZObJA0t
— FUCK EM UP SQUANTO (@Bro_Pair) November 2, 2015
#JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/gBepyJC060
— Cooper Lund (@cooperlund) November 2, 2015
@Bro_Pair #JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/sijy8L6Emh
— Patrick Burns (@patjburns) November 2, 2015
Having problems getting it up? #JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/qc1Gv0g1hM
— Clayton Bigsby (@claytoneebigsby) November 2, 2015
#JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/GkcEjjTEn4
— Internet, Eh? (@InternetEh) November 2, 2015
#JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/LspbzcTBy3
— Wisco (@Wisco) November 2, 2015
#JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/VpQHhGrnL3
— Irritable Bowels (@eyepoop2much) November 2, 2015
@robdelaney @JebBush #JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/xmGchtrYXG
— Caleb Rapoport (@CalebRapoport) November 2, 2015
#JebCanFixIt with Gaffe tape
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) November 2, 2015
Can @JebBush fix my Nintendo 3DS? #JebCanFixIt pic.twitter.com/AbqJ66czVi
— Aldo Guerrero (@AldoAntho) November 2, 2015
Kobe Bryant says he ‘sucks’... #JebCanFixIt
— darwinducksoup (@darwinducksoup) November 2, 2015
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