Broward News

Lauderdale Airport's Newest Carrier Announces Special Service to Customers Who've Never Had Sex

Can't get laid? Well, maybe some free WiFi will cheer you up. Google is teaming up with the newest airline to serve Fort Lauderdale - Hollywood International Airport so that virgin travelers can have free internet.

Oh wait, maybe that's Virgin travelers? Haha. This is just a sample of the fun we can all have, now that Virgin America airlines willl be flying into FLL, beginning next month.

Seriously, though, how long till our local low-fare / low-brow carrier, Spirit Air, targets the Virgin market -- and the virgin market -- for some Mile High Club promotion of its own? Oops, again! Spirit's already played a similar angle.

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Thomas Francis