Hey kids, good news! If you want to create a Facebook page that declares some teacher "the worst teacher in, like, the world," and then you are suspended for that, the Florida chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida will sue the damn school to protect your First Amendment rights, as Katherine Evans, a Pembroke Pines High Charter School senior recently learned.
Edit: For the record, the girl pictured above, posing menacingly (and a little seductively) in a classroom, is not the same one who has filed the suit in Pembroke Pines. We were looking for a schoolgirl bent on revenge, and that's what Google gave us.
-- Thomas Francis