Crime

Mailboxes Are a Voodoo Doll for Cowards

Heads up, local prosecutors: If you insist upon trying criminals in South Florida, your mailboxes will feel the wrath of the accused. Seriously, what kind of chicken-shit defendant thought he could intimidate an assistant U.S. attorney in Palm Beach Gardens by burning her mailbox?

Or maybe that's just the beginning of a campaign of terror. We can only imagine what will come next.

Here's an idea: Send the prosecutor spam email! With viruses, if that's not too much work. (Remember not to use an email address with your name spelled out.)

TP the house! Pelt it with eggs! Ring the doorbell... then run like the dickens! That would show her.

Or just save yourself a load of time and hire a decent defense lawyer.

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Thomas Francis