Man Up, Charlie!

It's crunch time in the Republican VP sweepstakes. If Florida Gov. Charlie Crist wants to win, he has to outrun the rumor that he's light in the loafers. Getting engaged was a good start, but he needs an extreme makeover to be straight enough for the family values crew. Refer to the accompanying illustration for our tips.

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Thomas Francis