Gather 'round, ladies!
Do we have a chance of a lifetime. This just in to New Times HQ: There's a man with boyishly good looks who has a fetish for cop outfits and orange thongs, and he wants YOU (yes, you) to shoot photographs. Of him. Stripping. Naked. And he will pay you.
If you want to make this $35, however, time is of the essence. George Achenbach is currently querying various Miami strip clubs to see if there is any interest in his talents. Of which, there are many.