They did it. They actually friggin' did it!
The Miami Dolphins managed to overcome their own Dolphiningness and decimated the New England Patriots 33-20 to start the 2014 season with a bang.
Miami wrecked the haters in the face and took names as they sacked Tom Brady, forced turnovers, and -- WAIT FOR IT -- scored more touchdowns than field goals!
It was a glorious way to kick things off.
Here's what we learned from the Dolphins' denting serious ass on Sunday: