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Miami Heat Unleash Hell Fire Vengeance on Bulls in Game Two

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After losing by seven to the Chicago Bulls and choking away Game 1 of the Eastern Conference semi-finals on Monday, the Heat decided to stuff all the Fucks they could find into giant garden-sized Glad bags, went into the American Airlines Arena for Game 2, and proceeded to Hiroshima Chicago's assholes by a score of 115-78.

The Heat massacred the Bulls by 37, evening the series while sending their two biggest dickholes to the showers early.

Let's dive into the super terrific good times!

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