Yeah, I had sex with a 16-year-old prostitute and got caught. Damn.
At least that's what I hear ex-North Miami City Attorney Barry Kutun saying after pleading guilty to one count of child abuse in Miami-Dade.
He's still got a felony case in Broward to contend with for paying to have sex with the young hooker, who isn't cooperating with authorities in the case.
Speaking of sex with nubile femmes, Marilyn Manson is in the papers today, lamenting his December divorce. "I was someone who had to be apologized for," he says. "I wasn't prepared to be alone. I came out of this naked, a featherless bird."
I liked him better when he hid his feelings under makeup and the macabre. So what brought the former Broward boy out of it? Well, according to the AP:
His outlook changed when his friendship with 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood turned romantic. He tells the magazine he was impressed when she said she would die for him.
"It might sound strange, but this made me want to live," he says.
Yeah, wonder of wonders. Who would have thought banging a hot actress exactly half his age might lift the guy's spirits?