Not going to make fun of this guy. He's got unbeatable style. Unmatched panache, coolness under duress. Either that, or he can't remember if he left the stove on.
There are throat tattoos all over South Florida -- cool ones, weird ones, scary ones. But zombie Ben Franklin? That's all three. Are those flames all around him?
Bottom half of the face: I'm tough, I mean business, I will fight you.
Top half of the face: Where am I, everyone seems mean, I just peed.