Mug-Shot Friday: Fireworks, Kool-Aid, and a Seduction

Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.

Hobbies: Haircuts, tooth-shining, and seducing the ladies during mug shots. And when you catch a glance from Travis here, you start looking like...

THIS LADY. There's no mistaking this face; it's the same one I make when I notice somebody taking a peeky-peek at my facey-face.

Whoa, man. No need for the 'tude. Just getting your picture taken; don't have to be acting like the camera guy was the one accused of burglarizing an unoccupied dwelling.

You... uh... one of your... you got a crooked... never mind. *click*

It's a bowl cut meets the Fourth of July! Just like fireworks -- vibrant, sparkly, and scares the crap out of your dog.

It happened. It finally happened. After years of searching, we've finally found a midsneeze mug shot. A+.

OK, now it's time for a little before-and-after. This is a gentleman's mug shot from July 2010:

My hair actually looked like this for a few days back in the '90s -- I tried to use Kool-Aid as hair dye and my mom hit me with a wooden spoon.

Look at that smirk! Whatever it was, he did it. Fuck this kid, he totally did it. And get a haircut!

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