Mug-Shot Friday: Frankenface, Sassypants, and the Jailhouse Philosopher

Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition...

By Rich Abdill

July 27, 2012

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Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.

Arrested: 7/18
Charged with: Being veeery suspicious of that bug on the floor. Oh God, it's coming this way. Oh God OHHHH.

Arrested: 7/22
Charged with: Sassing a law enforcement officer, sassing everyone else.

Arrested: 7/23
Charged with: Not putting up with that sass for ONE SECOND.

Arrested: 7/21
Charged with: Unlawful pondering.

Arrested: 7/25
Charged with: Walking around telling people he's White Gregory Hines.

Arrested: 7/25
Charged with: Stealing several other people's faces and sewing them together.

Arrested: 7/21
Charged with: Contempt of court (would only say, over and over, "Man, my dad is going to kill me").

Arrested: 7/20
Charged with: Grand theft. Also, his last name is "Kuntz," so why not?

Arrested: 7/22
Charged with: Trying to eat three black-cherry Warhead candies at the same time.

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