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Mug-Shot Friday: Googly-Eyes, Fart Face, and Udonis Haslem Impersonators

Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition...
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Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.



Arrested: 8/16
Charged with: Having googly-eyes! Is he looking left? Is he looking right? GAH!!

Arrested: 8/13
Charged with: Totally being the guy who farted.

Arrested: 7/19
Charged with: Being really scared he'll drop the soap.

Arrested: 8/14
Charged with: Going after the one true Ring.

Arrested: 8/11
Charged with: Impersonating Udonis Haslem.

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Arrested: 8/8
Charged with: Rockin' the collar/Icing his bros/Extreme douchey-ness.

Arrested: 8/16
Charged with: Oh no she di'int!

Arrested: 8/12
Charged with: Doing the Udonis Haslem impersonation wrong.

Arrested: 8/9
Charged with: Breaking the hearts of children all over the world.



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