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Mug-Shot Friday: Slurpee Man, Hipster Butthead, and the Saucy-Eyes Crew

Welcome to this week's post of the Broward-Palm Beach edition of Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mug shots from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, and femmes fatale. Check out Miami New Times' Riptide blog for the Miami-Dade edition.








Arrested: 7/11
Charged with: Gettin' all jazzed up on free Slurpees

Arrested: 7/6
Charged with: Sitting too close to the damn camera

Arrested: 7/9
Charged with: Showing us what Butthead would look like if he lived in Brooklyn

Arrested: 7/9
Charged with: Making saucy eyes at another arrestee

Arrested: 7/9
Charged with: Making saucy eyes back at her

Arrested: 7/9
Charged with: Making saucy eyes at everybody

Arrested: 7/9
Charged with: Swashbuckling, plundering, unlawful battery with a hook, etc. etc. Also, suspiciously acquiring hair and an eye patch in a short period of time:

Arrested: 7/6
Charged with: GODDAMMIT MARTIN PAY ATTENTION. You're distracting the class with your good-natured pranks and hearty laugh.

Arrested: 7/11
Charged with: Encouraging Martin



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