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Mug-Shot Friday: The Ultimate Derp Face, Buzzfeed Cats, Demon Spawn

You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Friday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.

Arrested: 10/23 Buried somewhere in there, past the gang affiliations, one hundred plus Slipknot concerts, and MD 20/20 empties, there's a little girl who loves sherbet and manga comics.

Arrested: 10/20 Boys, call off the search parties. We've found it. After years of work, finally . . . The Quintessential Derp Face.

Arrested: 10/22 You really can't slam a guy for showing off what he's got. You cram all the karats you find under the glass at a Hallandale pawn shop into your mouth, you'd show 'em off whenever the opportunity called, too.

Arrested: 10/23 Charges: Cocaine possession. When you start recognizing this face in crowds, or leering out at your from passing cars on the way to work, when you think you catch him watching you from the end of the bar, or in the corner of the parking garage, when you start seeing him in all your dreams . . . then you'll realize what we've been going through for the past week.

Arrested: 10/22 Charges: Retail theft, destroying evidence, fraud. Somebody made a funny. Damn booking shot camera operator, always dropping the punch line when he's about to click the pic.

Arrested: 10/23 Charges: Suspended driver's license. Signing up to be a part of the guerrilla marketing campaign for Lady Gaga's last album seemed like such a cool thing to do back in 2009. Sigh.

Arrested: 10/23 Charges: Battery Parents beware: you take a nice kid from the suburbs, send him off to a liberal arts school in the Berkshires where letter grades have been replaced with emoji, this is what might come back to you.

Arrested: 10/22 Charges: Drinking in public. This one is just hard to see.

Arrested: 10/22 Charges: Trespassing, failure to appear. "Okay, good. But this time, give me the cat, channel that inner cat, let that monster right out. Forget about the camera. Not bad, not bad, but I don't mean Disney cat, give us Buzzfeed cat. Yes, great, but not cute Buzzfeed cat, give me supercilious Buzzfeed cat. Right, baby, there you go. Let that inner supercilious Buzzfeed cat out."



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