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Mug-Shot Monday: Amish Gangsters Are Prowling the Streets

You spoke, we listened. Back by popular demand, welcome to this week's Mug-Shot Monday, a longstanding franchise focusing on the week's most eye-catching mugs from South Florida's tat heads, tough guys, derp faces, and femmes fatale.

Lookatthatprettyboy, Lookatthatprettyprettybooooyy Long rumored in the cannabis community, we finally seem to have the first evidence of the strain of marijuana that when smoked, reduces one, completely, to infancy.

I Ain't Ever Punched a Tourist Even If He Deserved It An amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of. This straight-outta-Lancaster tough guy here is probably the hardest G-Thang to rock a Amish beard since Henry David Thoreau.

"I Declare This Meeting of the Midnight Society Open." "And when the campers arrived back at the cabin, they couldn't find their counselors anywhere. And then, they found the the butcher's knife stabbed into the bathroom wall . . ."

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