Mug-Shot Monday: Christmas Edition

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Electric Teal I didn't know Willy Wonka made Oompa Loompas in street hooker.

The Face Tells the Story Those facial racing stripes were a no-brainer when the WWE career looked like a lock. Then you take one too many folding chairs to the head, wash out of pro wrestling, and end up working at Subway. Life, man, life.

Pepe Le Pew You know it's getting weird out there when 19th-century Parisian pimps are turning up on the streets of Broward.

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