Listen up, sexy hot teachers: Tired of your job? Students stressing you out? Just want to get away?
(Disclaimer: This is only for sexy hot teachers.)
There are opportunities to be had. For starters, you could pull an Olivia Sprauer, a local Stuart English teacher who began moonlighting as a semi-nude model. Afterward, the mother of two was fired for those exploits.
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And now: pow!
Celebrity, modeling offers, and $$$.
Late Friday, she launched a new website showcasing how far she's come, and unveiled the persona we've come to know as Miss Victoria Valentine James.
On her new website, aside a semi-nude picture of herself, Sprauer says: "In April 2013, I was asked to resign from my job, which gained me a ton of international press and helped me reach out to a lot of my fans."
Indeed, she recently told New Times, "I don't regret being fired at all. The pics I got fired for shouldn't have gotten me fired."
Well, maybe not those pics. But maybe these new pics would have:
But don't let these pictures fool you, Sprauer says. She's not that kind of girl. She's really more of a home body. "I don't see a lot of people," she said. "I mostly see my friends who are photographers. Things have been crazy. But I'm not a big going-out kind of girl."
But when she does go out? Pictures happen.
But Sprauer isn't just about the sexiness. She's also into philanthropy. On her website, she says she'll donate exactly $1 to Oklahoma tornado victims through Red Cross for every pre-order she gets for her new photo album between May 23 and May 31.
The people of Oklahoma stand to gain literally tens of dollars.
This charitable heart has touched New Times. We like girls who like giving. So we thought we'd ask Sprauer if -- hypothetically speaking, of course -- we were to woo her with a night of romance, what sort of evening she'd prefer.
Sprauer thought for a moment.
She'd like New Times to take her Joe's Stone Crab.
"Joe's Stone Crab?" we lied. "(We) love Joe's Stone Crab!"
(We have never been to Joe's. We cannot afford Joe's. We did not tell this to Sprauer.)
After we hypothetically take Sprauer to Joe's Stone Crab, she says she'd like to go somewhere with a "relaxed atmosphere."
(At this moment, we thought: Our apartment has a very relaxed atmosphere.)
"I'm not a huge into parties," she affirmed. "After a nice dinner, I'd like to go for a relaxing round afterward, just relax and drink wine and just talk."
She added: "I do kiss on the first date."
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