If you've given a read to this week's cover story in New Times, you know we South Floridians like our kinks. OK, maybe you knew that already.

But the results from our first sex survey give credence to what we already knew about our heated-up libidos.

The full results, culled from the 479 entries, are below.

Are you male or female?
31 percent: Female
69 percent: Male

What's your sexual orientation?
Depends: 5 percent
Bisexual: 8 percent
Gay: 8 percent
Straight: 79 percent

What's your age?
18-25: 13.5 percent
26-33: 27 percent
34-41: 18.5 percent
42-49: 20 percent
50-57: 13.5 percent
58-65: 3.9 percent
65+: 1.6 percent

How many sexual partners have you had?
Females
1-5: 21.5 percent
6-10: 14.77 percent
11-20: 24.1 percent
21-30: 15.4 percent
30+: 24.1 percent

Males
1-5: 13 percent
6-10: 16.7 percent
11-20: 18.5 percent
21-30: 10.9 percent
30+: 40.7 percent

Bisexuals
1-5: 15 percent
6-10: 7.5 percent
11-20: 18 percent
21-30: 18 percent
30+: 41.5 percent

Gay
1-5: 8 percent
6-10: 5.5 percent
11-20: 5 percent
21-30: 3 percent
30+: 78.5 percent

Straight
1-5: 17 percent
6-10: 23 percent
11-20: 13 percent
21-30: 28 percent
30: 19 percent

Have you cheated?
No: 35 percent
Yes: 65 percent

What's considered cheating?
Women
Cheating? What's cheating?: 1 percent
Kissing: 7 percent
Phone sex: 28 percent
Romantic emotions: 45 percent
Sex: 19 percent

Men
Cheating? What's cheating?: 3 percent
Kissing: 12 percent
Phone sex: 17 percent
Romantic emotions: 26 percent
Sex: 42 percent

Are you a swinger?
Yes: 11 percent
No: 88 percent

Do you have a fetish?
Yes: 35 percent
No: 63 percent

Are you into bondage?
No: 70 percent
Yes: 30 percent

What local celebrities do you fantasize about?
Females
Ann Coulter: 0.7 percent
Celine Dion: 0.7 percent
Kathleen Limbaugh: 0.7 percent
Burt Reynolds: 1.3 percent
Venus Williams: 1.3 percent
Tiger Woods: 1.3 percent
David Cassidy: 2.5 percent
Lebron James: 13 percent
Megan Fox: 22 percent
Other: 51 percent

Males
Celine Dion: 0.6 percent
David Cassidy: 1 percent
Kathleen Limbaugh: 1.2 percent
Venus Williams: 1.2 percent
Chris Evert: 1.5 percent
Lebron James: 1.5 percent
Tiger Woods: 1.8 percent
Ann Coulter: 4.5 percent
Serena Williams: 5.5 percent
Megan Fox: 47.7 percent
Other: 26.7 percent

Are you into role playing?
Females
Yes: 46 percent
No: 52 percent

Males
Yes: 39 percent
No: 60 percent

Have you had sex in public?
No: 23 percent
Yes: 77 percent

Have you had sex with more than one person at once?
43 percent: No
56 percent: Yes

Do you fantasize about others while having sex with your partner?
No: 43 percent
Yes: 57 percent

Who do you usually fantasize about?
Coworker: 7.5 percent
Ex: 12 percent
Friend: 17 percent
Random hottie from the gym: 18 percent
Other: 45 percent

Are you satisfied with your sex life?
No: 44 percent
Yes: 55 percent

What's your favorite position?
69: 0.5 percent
Reverse cowgirl: 5 percent
Missionary: 10 percent
Any/all: 13 percent
Other: 16.5 percent
Top: 17 percent
From behind: 38 percent

• WTFlorida