If you're going to buy one Playboy this year, it's probably going to be the Lindsay Lohan edition, which is currently on newsstands.
But past the Lohan pictures and an interview with Fox News host Chris Wallace, there are some local boobies in that centerfold.
Those boobies belong to Boynton Beach resident and former Florida Atlantic University psychology student Leola Bell, who provides eight pages worth of boobs in the latest issue.
Seeing as it's South Florida, there's got to be something strange about this whole thing.
Of course, Playboy's PR department tells us, her father is a Seventh-Day Adventist minister.
"Our church gave me a firm moral standing and a great respect for all people, but we weren't even allowed to wear tank tops because they showed too much skin," Bell says through the magazine's publicist. "Nor could we wear makeup or nail polish. That drove me crazy."
Apparently she's not playing by those rules anymore.
We're also told that Bell plans on opening a cat shelter, and is a big proponent of Valentine's Day, as well as spending time at the beach and reading.
Bell also says boobies are good for the troops.
""Playmates make people happy -- for example, the troops overseas," she says. "Posing for the magazine could be a way to put a smile on their faces and give them motivation to fight the bad guys."
Now go check out some boobs.
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