Porter and Pot

Gee, never saw this coming with newest Miami Dolphins shining hope Joey Porter, especially after Sun-Sentinel reported the linebacker's pit bull had killed a neighbor's pony. At least he hit somebody his own size. Maybe bigger.

And, also on the Miami Herald website, we see that Judge Lawrence Korda, who handled part of the Anna Nicole Smith thing, has been charged with smoking a joint on a bench at Stanley Goldman Park in Hollywood. Somebody tell me, what's so wrong about doing that, assuming he was off work today? And don't say because it's against the law. Bad laws were meant to be broken. Hey this probably finishes Korda as a judge, so he should retire and fight this thing. How does the cover of High Times sound to you, Larry?

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