Freedom Fighter and CNN guinea pig Rick Sanchez goes at it with a subversive Hollywood type, one Charlize Theron. In a once-in-a-lifetime fake offer, Theron, one of the smokingest women in the world, offers to make out with the former Miami motormouth. Like a story of actual substance and worth, it sailed right over Sanchez's massive talking head. (Most excellent story courtesy of Miami Herald's Frances Robles).