She's half Rush Limbaugh's age, but don't worry, she's still plenty legal. He's 59. And this weekend, the nation's most notorious blowhard will marry Kathryn Rogers, 33, at his Palm Beach mansion in what he insisted should be a private, intimate ceremony. From an email he sent to Page2Live.com:
"We try to live our lives as normal people," Limbaugh wrote. "We do NOT seek media attention, we do not want it, especially for this. It is very special, obviously, and we just don't want any media attention."
But don't forget to tune in to Rush Limbaugh's radio program! And to buy his next book! Just stay the hell off his property or his security guards will use your brain matter to express their Second Amendment rights.
Must be something about Democratic presidencies that makes ol' Rush want to get hitched. His first marriage was in 1977, during the Carter administration. And his third marriage was in 1994, when Clinton was in the White House.
No word yet on who will read the couple their vows. In 1994, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas did the honors. If Rush wants to top that, he'd better have landed Chief Justice Roberts.
