Sex on the Beach: Hollywood-Based Website Finds Its Spokes-Swinger

Programming Note: Beginning today, a new weekly series, Sex on the Beach, chronicling South Florida's libidinous ways. If you don't swing, you can probably guess one of the obstacles to the lifestyle: Men who want to have sex with a wife that's hotter than the wife they're screwing now. Swinglifestyle.com, a...

By Thomas Francis

October 8, 2009

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Programming Note: Beginning today, a new weekly series, Sex on the Beach, chronicling South Florida's libidinous ways.

If you don't swing, you can probably guess one of the obstacles to the lifestyle: Men who want to have sex with a wife that's hotter than the wife they're screwing now. Swinglifestyle.com, a swinger's site based in Hollywood, is putting its bets on Jessica Johnson. In a popular video, the Miami native wears a teddy, displaying the reward for letting her husband shtup your wife. It just might work too.

In a news release yesterday, the website boasted about how a video of Johnson had gone "viral." Not quite sure that's the phrase you want to use in advertising the swinger lifestyle, but hey, it's got more than 18,000 hits, so what do I know? More, including that (SFWish) video, after the jump.

Wife Swapping - Sex? & Swinglifestyle, Wife Swapping Pt.1 - Watch more Funny Videos

Back to the news release, so I can highlight my two favorite lines:

Students in college are experimenting and swapping boyfriends and girlfriends. Younger women are attracted to older men, and older women are attracted to younger men.

Ha! College students sleeping around is a "trend" now? As for the May-September romances, that trend's several thousand years old.

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