Via the Village Voice Media wire, here's Ed Muscare, aka "Uncle Ed," who according to our friends in Kansas City is a former children's show host and current registered sex offender in Florida (correction: see update below). Where, exactly, in Florida? Well, God, that's the million dollar question, isn't it? The sex offender database doesn't seem to know.
I'm clocking out for the day, but tomorrow I'll tackle this investigation. In the meantime, kids, do not wash the back of any strangers.
UPDATE: Upon further review, turns out Uncle Ed's in South Carolina so... um... as you were Floridians. By the way, does this guy remind you of a certain animated character who appears on Fox primetime television? Answer after the jump.