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More fun with spam comments. Match the quotes below (which were sent to the Pulp by penis enlargement and weight loss companies in hopes that I'd publish them) with those who said them:

QUOTES 1. I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.

2. I think music is what takes the experience off the screen into your soul, into your head.

3. But it just so happens that when you re in the public eye, everything gets reported.

4. I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.

ANSWERS A. Rick Allen (One-armed Def Leppard drummer)

B. Edward Gibbon (Historian)

C. Matthew Vaughn (Movie producer and son of actor Robert Vaughn)

D. Tracey Ullman (Pictured Above)

(Answers In Comments Below)

P.S. They say they've apprehended someone in Thailand in the JonBenet Ramsey murder case. Seriously.

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