Straight to TV Hell

Maybe there's some truth to that "fair and balanced" slogan after all. Last week, the National Lesbian & Gay Journalists Association (NLGJA) held its national convention in Miami Beach, and the 600 or so attendees owed their fun in the sun partially to Fox News, which donated $10,000 to the event as one of its sponsors.

This came as a surprise to Tailpipe, since the network that brings you the likes of Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity, those rebar-chewin', ultrahetero vaqueros who like to portray themselves as engaged in a constant struggle to keep their testosterone under control, isn't exactly known for its affinity for rainbows. It was also a surprise to a group called Americans for Truth, which bills itself as "the only national organization devoted exclusively to exposing and countering the homosexual activist agenda."

Peter LaBarbera, president of Americans for Truth, acted swiftly in response to Fox's alarming gayness. He sent a strongly worded letter to Roger Ailes, president of Fox, demanding that Fox immediately deposit an additional $10,000 into the coffers of a "pro-family organization." This, LaBarbera wrote, would balance out Fox's alarming attitudes toward gays — especially if Fox decided to give money to AFT. By doing so, Fox would prove that it is "committed to living up to its credo and not taking sides in the Culture War."

"A lot of conservatives — we really like Fox," LaBarbera explains. "I think they are more fair than a lot of networks. But this was a case where really they're giving to an activist group."

So far, Fox hasn't responded, and the folks in its media department hadn't even heard of LaBarbera's letter.

For its part, though, NLGJA takes umbrage at being labeled an "activist" group.

"We do not get ourselves involved in activist or advocacy issues," says Tom Avila, deputy executive director of NLGJA.

LaBarbera says he's referring to a letter to NLGJA's membership written by the organization's president, Eric Hegedus, saying that "homophobic" interviewees (without referring specifically to LaBarbera) should not be quoted in articles about gays and lesbians, just as white supremacists shouldn't be regularly quoted in articles about immigration.

"He's basically saying that I am the moral equivalent of the KKK," says LaBarbera, a former Washington Times reporter who occasionally attends leather extravaganzas to do "research" and likes to drink at gay bars to spot gay trends. "It's just outrageous."

Hegedus' letter, LaBarbera says, proves that the NLGJA is in the business of spinning the news.

"This is not a pure journalists organization," he says. "They're very clear about spinning the news. If you oppose gay rights, then you are a bigot."

Tailpipe wants to make sure he's got this straight: Fox is corrupting its conservative principles by pandering to gay activists. But the network can clean it up by donating a sum of cash to LaBarbera? Maybe the 'Pipe can assuage LaBarbera's outrage by setting him up with a couple of cosmopolitans at Georgie's Alibi. You know, just for research purposes.

Meanwhile, though, it turns out LaBarbera is right about one thing: The conspiracy goes deeper than even he ever imagined.

"This is not a new relationship," Avila says of Fox News' support of the NLGJA conference. "They've been supporting us since 1998."

Peasant Food

So the fairway grass at Hollywood's Orangebrook Golf & Country Club is a little thin, the course is strewn with puddles, and the clubhouse offers pedestrian luncheon fare (no caviar or smoked salmon).

These shortcomings are a source of consternation to the course owners, the City of Hollywood — most of all to Mayor Mara Giulianti, who tends to treat all city property as her own. The course should be making more money and the restaurant ought to attract more discerning, cosmopolitan tastes, she suggested, not unlike those future residents whom the mayor envisions as occupying all of those new downtown condos in the pipeline.

The Hollywood City Commission invited course management firms to submit plans for improving Orangebrook's performance. At a recent commission meeting, Guidant Management Group, which manages, among others, Jacaranda Golf Club in Plantation, was pitted against JCD Sports Group, a Delray Beach-based firm that became interim manager of the course in February.

Guidant's presentation was impressive. Managing partner Paul Scott suggested making modest improvements to one of the two 18-hole Orangebrook courses, keeping it affordable and unpretentious. The other 18 holes, though, would get a more extreme makeover, such that Orangebrook could become a destination for high-end South Florida golfers. As an incentive (Scott apparently didn't know this was such a loaded word in Hollywood), he suggested a profit-sharing agreement between his firm and the city. But the upshot was: "It takes money to make money." The city, Scott said, would need to increase its spending on Orangebrook dramatically if it were ever to realize serious change.

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