10. Richie Incognito, guard, Miami Dolphins
Death by shark attack would be a pretty epic way to go tho. It would be better that growing old and forgetting your own name IMO— Richie incognito (@68INCOGNITO) August 7, 2013
Milk was a bad choice pic.twitter.com/pYcyg3BQYe— Richie incognito (@68INCOGNITO) June 29, 2013
Existential musings about death by shark and quoting Anchorman lines is all about it.
9. Cameron Wake, defensive end, Miami Dolphins
Talk is cheap...walking is expensive— Cameron Wake (@Kold91) October 28, 2012
How do you watch a game where you want both teams to lose,... I'm conflicted on every play.. #ThursdayNightFootball— Cameron Wake (@Kold91) September 13, 2013
We have no idea what that first one means. Walking is expensive? Better save up if you're gonna walk. Like set aside some extra walking money, just in case. It all makes sense when you think about it.
Either way... you gotta love Wake's Twitter because he hates the Jets and the Patriots just as much as you do.