2. Shane Battier, forward, Miami Heat
Best present you ask? Matching tuxedo tshirts for me and my kiddoes. It says Battiers are classy but like to party. pic.twitter.com/7hb30IUI1c
— Shane Battier (@ShaneBattier) September 10, 2013
Winner winner. I just can't pass this one up. RT @VIVA_LA_GEEG: Prepare to be mind blown @ShaneBattier pic.twitter.com/OnUaMWjk0c
— Shane Battier (@ShaneBattier) August 25, 2013
Smart, funny, and engaging, Shane Battier is everything that's cool about following a pro athlete on Twitter.
1. Logan Morrison, outfielder, Miami Marlins
Pizza Hut. Goes down good. Comes out bad, very bad.
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) May 27, 2013
Sorry 2 every1 I cut off this morning. I didn't know if I was going 2 make it 2 the little boys room be4 I pappad in my pants #confettiebutt
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) May 17, 2013
It should be said after you fart bc I know that there have to be evil demons in my colon. #stinkybung
— Logan Morrison (@LoMoMarlins) May 3, 2013
How can a guy that tweets out shit jokes NOT be number one?
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