5. The slot machines are sexy. We didn't count them all, but there are reportedly more than 500 slot machines inside the new casino. They all flash, make noise, and eat your money more often than not. They also have slot machines with scantily clad women caricatures on them. They have regular Michael Jackson, Tarzan, and Sex and the City machines, but they also have more provocative games with provocative cowgirls, Asian sniper women, and even topless mermaids for you to play depending on your preference (to the game, obviously).
4. Beers are cheap and flowing. On a Saturday night, a bottle of Budweiser is $4.24. There were also a handful of other beers on tap and in the fridge to choose from, but the Budweiser was the cheapest at under $5. They also boast an $8 bloody mary.