In case you haven't noticed what with all the Miami Heat awesomeness lately, the NFL Draft is going down Thursday night.
And, as is pretty much the case every year, your Miami Dolphins have the 19th overall selection because nothing rewards mediocrity more than mediocrity.
The Fins have been going on what seems like 300 years of endless futility. And that is due, in large part, to some pretty abysmal drafts.
But take heart! Miami has a new GM now... His name is.... uh... well... It's not Jeff Ireland, so there's that.
Really though, it's Dennis Hickey. And some fans have taken to calling him The Silver Fox which is both inexplicable and borderline creepy. HE'S NOT GEORGE CLOONEY, YOU NUMBSKULLS.
Anyway, as it were, the Dolphins have had a crapload of horrifying draft picks over their long history, making compiling this list so damn difficult. Who do we leave in? Who do we take out? It's like Sophie's Choice if instead of children, Sophie had to choose between two filled colostomy bags.
So, here we go: The 10 worst draft picks in Miami Dolphins history!