South Florida is crawling with famous crazy people. Who has time to keep up with all their yammering? Behold, the weekly roundup:
-- Wellington resident Vanilla Ice plays himself in the new Adam Sandler movie That's My Boy, which opens today. As Twitter commenter @ryan_derosa noted, "Every show I watch @vanillaice is on it now."
-- Palm Beach blowhard Rush Limbaugh called the president "Barack Hussein Kardashian."
Rednecks everywhere are now furiously Googling Kourtney and Kim.
-- Fellow Palm Beacher Ann Coulter called Mitt Romney "The Midas Touch Man," raising questions about what exactly he's touching.
And finally, Donald Trump got trumped on Twitter:
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