On Tuesday, we told you about how Jesus Football Tim Tebow was slated to speak at the Gay-Hating, Jew-Hating, Muslim-Hating, but Christianity-Is-All-About-Love First Baptist Dallas Church.
The church is led by the very Christ-like Rev. Robert Jeffress, who once eruditely proclaimed that we've all been brainwashed into accepting The Gays into society.
Well, turns out the brainwashers have gotten to Tim Tebow too, because he's decided to cancel his speech at the church.
In a series of tweets, Tebow explained his decision:
While I was looking forward to sharing a message of hope and Christ's unconditional love with the faithful members of the historic..First Baptist Church of Dallas in April, due to new information that has been brought to my attention, I have decided to cancel my...upcoming appearance. I will continue to use the platform God has blessed me with to bring Faith, Hope and Love to all those..needing a brighter day. Thank you for all of your love and support. God Bless!
How did he manage to fit all of that into 140 characters or less?? IT'S A JESUBOW MIRACLE!
Well then, there now, that's fantastic.
Apparently Tebow had no earthly idea that Jeffffffffrresssss was a gay-hating asshole. So either Tebow's a moron or his people are morons or Tebow realized that it might not be a good idea to give the appearance of being a gay hater to the masses he wants to eventually convert into a religion that has a book that says gay people should be murdered with rocks.
Either way, good on you, Jesus Football.
You've removed yourself from one vile organization. Now if you leave the New York Jets, that'd make you two-for-two.
[high five!]
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