Best of Broward / Palm Beach

Today Is the Last Day to Vote in New Times' Best Of Readers' Poll

You've had 20 days to vote for your favorite local business in the New Times Best Of Readers' Poll.

Instead, you ate macaroni and played Xbox. But please -- please -- put down that bowl and hit pause, because today is the last day you have to vote.

How does one vote in this poll, you ask? Well, first put on some pants. Just kidding, you don't have to. But you really should -- or at least close your blinds.

Next, just head over to our Readers' Choice page and start nominating your favorite things Broward and Palm Beach. There are more than 60 categories, so you better start now.

What will happen if you don't vote? Oh, probably nothing major.

Your favorite thrift store or gym will just go unrecognized in the community, start to accrue debt, eventually have one of those sad going-out-of-business sales, and probably turn into a Walmart.

And that cute girl who always gives you a free protein shake after leg day will seek employment at the nearest Applebee's, where she'll burn her fingers so badly on a plate of potato skins that she won't be able to knit anymore. And she loves knitting.

You monster.

So, again: Start nominating. Today is your last chance to save the cute knitter.

KEEP NEW TIMES BROWARD-PALM BEACH FREE... Since we started New Times Broward-Palm Beach, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of South Florida, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Ryan Pfeffer is Miami New Times’ music editor. After earning a BS in editing, writing, and media from Florida State University, Ryan joined the New Times staff in November 2013 as a web editor, where he coined the phrase "pee-tweet" (to retweet someone while urinating). Born and raised in Fort Lauderdale, he’s now neck-deep in bass and booty in the 305.
Contact: Ryan Pfeffer