Ah, Florida. Whole new year, same ol' dumb criminals.
Sure, we have criminals, just like every other state.
But we have our own special kind of criminal. Namely, dumb ones.
And, because we're never in short supply of dumb criminals, we present to you our latest series of the dumbest Florida criminals of the month.
January was a special kind of dumb for Florida criminals.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy the stupid!
See also: Florida's 12 Dumbest Criminals of 2013