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TSA Weapons Are Hilarious to Play With, Especially in GIF Form

Loaded guns, nunchucks, and a weed grinder that looks like a grenade -- these are just a few of the items TSA screeners have uncovered passing through security checkpoints at airports in South Florida.

See also
- TSA at MIA and FLL: 35 Guns, a chainsaw and cannonball

Fortunately, the agency keeps a display case filled with its most notable discoveries and decided to let New Times come in and play with them. Here, the top ten items that most certainly shouldn't end up on a plane:

Sure, a toy bow and arrow doesn't seem like much of a threat. Until that bitch Pocahontas ends up on your flight.

A sword concealed in a cane seems like a pretty egregious security violation. As do my pit stains.

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Chris Sweeney

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