It didn't make much of a splash in yesterday's news cycle, so let's try this again: The Florida Supreme Court has denied Charlie Crist's request for a special grand jury to investigate corruption in South Florida.
From the get-go, it seemed like a bizarre request for Crist to make, especially since federal agents and prosecutors are already investigating corruption in South Florida. How many cooks do we need in that kitchen?
Crist's sudden interest in ethics looked to me like a campaign
maneuver, a symbolic gesture that would come in handy any time a
question was raised about what the governor's doing about corruption.
But after discussing this with a source who's much better versed in state politics, I'll entertain another possibility: that Crist is a crappy lawyer who surrounded himself with other crappy lawyers.
Remember: Crist is this state's former attorney general. It's astonishing that someone with that kind of background would sign a legal petition that is so casually rejected by the high court, which ruled that it "doesn't meet the minimal allegations required (by state law)." The state law of which Crist has been the guardian.
If Crist and his legal team isn't embarrassed by this, they should be.
Maybe they had some political reason for sending the original petition before it had been properly vetted. In any case, Crist has filed an amended petition, which you can read at this link from the South Florida Biz Journal.
But you still run into the same problems of redundancy. The petition's upshot is: We should investigate whatever the federal agents are investigating. The petition suggests the grand jury could identify places in which the state law is insufficient when it comes to combatting corruption, but we don't need no stinkin' grand jury for that. We can simply bring legislation ensuring that state attorneys have the same legal weapons as federal prosecutors, who have been able to make cases in both Broward and Palm Beach counties where local prosecutors could not.
Or did not. I realize that there's a distinct possibility