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Weakened at Bernie's: PETA Gets the Ponzi Treatment, Too

She will not be streaking at the inauguration.
You probably thought today's inauguration ceremonies would provide a day's relief from the death march of victims of area reprobate Bernard Madoff. Well, sorry. Turns out the Palm Beach financial wizard made special-access inauguration tickets disappear for the People's Ethical Treatment of Animals. Now PETA will be unable to get close to spraypaint an anti-fur message on the president-elect, or streak past the podium mid-speech.

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Thomas Francis

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