Bare Because They Care

What's sexier than a night of rock-hard abs, assless chaps, and jiggling pasties? That, plus philanthropy! Now in its fourth year, Broward Bares It! is billed as "South Florida's Sexiest HIV/AIDS Fundraiser." What's hotter is that not only did Seminole Hard Rock donate the venue for the night but the performers are donating their time. This year, 150 entertainers will strip, sing, and seduce the crowd during a two-hour burlesque show. Nudity is not optional. Performers include Latin-Japanese sexpot YukiOh, Andrea Garcia, Bazaii Ladyboys, and Hialeah's finest chongas, Juleisy y Karla. Dame Edna and Nikki Adams will host what's guaranteed to be a titillating night of skin and sin -- for a good cause, of course. VIP tables are sold out. General-admission tickets -- which are standing, er, dancing room only -- cost $45. Individual VIP tickets cost $65 and include table service and access to the front of the stage. Who knows? Maybe you'll catch a flying pasty. But don't worry; the FCC won't crash this Super Bowl of sexy. Every dollar raised benefits Broward House, South Florida's largest HIV/AIDS community service organization. The group provides counseling and medical care at 15 locations to more than 6,000 locals each year. Broward Bares It! kicks off Saturday at Paradise Live, inside the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, 5715 Seminole Way, Hollywood. Doors open at 7 p.m., and the curtain goes up at 8. For ticket information, call 954-522-4749 or visit browardbaresit.com.
Sat., Sept. 21, 7 p.m., 2013