Ivana Tramp: A Diva Who Flies Coach

Last week, Palm Beach divorcee Ivana Trump was escorted off a Palm Beach International Airport flight after some rowdy children -- "little fuckers," as she called them -- sent her flying into a rage. So this week seems like a perfect occasion to introduce her gender-bending doppelganger, Ivana Tramp, a...

By Thomas Francis

January 4, 2010

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Last week, Palm Beach divorcee Ivana Trump was escorted off a Palm Beach International Airport flight after some rowdy children -- "little fuckers," as she called them -- sent her flying into a rage. So this week seems like a perfect occasion to introduce her gender-bending doppelganger, Ivana Tramp, a recent visitor to Trixie's in Hollywood.

Yes, Ivana is dressed like Tina Turner in that video. (She also does Taylor Dayne, apparently.) But that's only because she's going to be performing. We can safely assume that she slips into her Ivana Tramp persona at the first sign of a wealthy bachelor.

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