Juice Memo: To Deerfield Beach city workers; Re: Appropriate Greeting for the Mayor

Deerfield Beach city employees who fail to greet Mayor Peggy Noland in the manner seen above will be deemed "disrespectful." To wit, any other greeting is "unacceptable" and causes "irrevocable damage to the welfare of the department" and their fellow workers. As such, those workers will face disciplinary action, just...

By Thomas Francis

August 6, 2009

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Deerfield Beach city employees who fail to greet Mayor Peggy Noland in the manner seen above will be deemed "disrespectful." To wit, any other greeting is "unacceptable" and causes "irrevocable damage to the welfare of the department" and their fellow workers. As such, those workers will face disciplinary action, just like Cassandra Moye.

Also, your city computers have been adjusted to allow for a larger font size, so that in the future you can greet the mayor by email in the manner seen here in a letter the mayor recently received from her supporters in Australia.

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