If you've given a read to this week's cover story in New Times, you know we South Floridians like our kinks. OK, maybe you knew that already.
But the results from our first sex survey give credence to what we already knew about our heated-up libidos.
The full results, culled from the 479 entries, are below.
Are you male or female?
31 percent: Female
69 percent: Male
What's your sexual orientation?
Depends: 5 percent
Bisexual: 8 percent
Gay: 8 percent
Straight: 79 percent
What's your age?
18-25: 13.5 percent
26-33: 27 percent
34-41: 18.5 percent
42-49: 20 percent
50-57: 13.5 percent
58-65: 3.9 percent
65+: 1.6 percent
How many sexual partners have you had?
Females
1-5: 21.5 percent
6-10: 14.77 percent
11-20: 24.1 percent
21-30: 15.4 percent
30+: 24.1 percent
Males
1-5: 13 percent
6-10: 16.7 percent
11-20: 18.5 percent
21-30: 10.9 percent
30+: 40.7 percent
Bisexuals
1-5: 15 percent
6-10: 7.5 percent
11-20: 18 percent
21-30: 18 percent
30+: 41.5 percent
Gay
1-5: 8 percent
6-10: 5.5 percent
11-20: 5 percent
21-30: 3 percent
30+: 78.5 percent
Straight
1-5: 17 percent
6-10: 23 percent
11-20: 13 percent
21-30: 28 percent
30: 19 percent
Have you cheated?
No: 35 percent
Yes: 65 percent
What's considered cheating?
Women
Cheating? What's cheating?: 1 percent
Kissing: 7 percent
Phone sex: 28 percent
Romantic emotions: 45 percent
Sex: 19 percent
Men
Cheating? What's cheating?: 3 percent
Kissing: 12 percent
Phone sex: 17 percent
Romantic emotions: 26 percent
Sex: 42 percent
Are you a swinger?
Yes: 11 percent
No: 88 percent
Do you have a fetish?
Yes: 35 percent
No: 63 percent
Are you into bondage?
No: 70 percent
Yes: 30 percent
What local celebrities do you fantasize about?
Females
Ann Coulter: 0.7 percent
Celine Dion: 0.7 percent
Kathleen Limbaugh: 0.7 percent
Burt Reynolds: 1.3 percent
Venus Williams: 1.3 percent
Tiger Woods: 1.3 percent
David Cassidy: 2.5 percent
Lebron James: 13 percent
Megan Fox: 22 percent
Other: 51 percent
Males
Celine Dion: 0.6 percent
David Cassidy: 1 percent
Kathleen Limbaugh: 1.2 percent
Venus Williams: 1.2 percent
Chris Evert: 1.5 percent
Lebron James: 1.5 percent
Tiger Woods: 1.8 percent
Ann Coulter: 4.5 percent
Serena Williams: 5.5 percent
Megan Fox: 47.7 percent
Other: 26.7 percent
Are you into role playing?
Females
Yes: 46 percent
No: 52 percent
Males
Yes: 39 percent
No: 60 percent
Have you had sex in public?
No: 23 percent
Yes: 77 percent
Have you had sex with more than one person at once?
43 percent: No
56 percent: Yes
Do you fantasize about others while having sex with your partner?
No: 43 percent
Yes: 57 percent
Who do you usually fantasize about?
Coworker: 7.5 percent
Ex: 12 percent
Friend: 17 percent
Random hottie from the gym: 18 percent
Other: 45 percent
Are you satisfied with your sex life?
No: 44 percent
Yes: 55 percent
What's your favorite position?
69: 0.5 percent
Reverse cowgirl: 5 percent
Missionary: 10 percent
Any/all: 13 percent
Other: 16.5 percent
Top: 17 percent
From behind: 38 percent