It Ain't Shake Shack

A wide purple straw punctuates this indulgently sweet drink. It's not green tea flavored, but the avocado special. And special it is, resembling a blend of avocado and McDonald's once a year shamrock shake. Those aren't chihuahua pellets lining the bottom of the cup. They're tapioca bubbles, of course. Once...

By Melissa McCart

December 9, 2011

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A wide purple straw punctuates this indulgently sweet drink. It's not green tea flavored, but the avocado special. And special it is, resembling a blend of avocado and McDonald's once a year shamrock shake.

Those aren't chihuahua pellets lining the bottom of the cup. They're tapioca bubbles, of course. Once you discover where we're drinking, head over yourself, though I'd recommend a real tea or coffee rendition rather than fruity shakes. And hey: go easy on the sipping lest you choke.

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