If you think your job is demanding, consider the plight of journalist Jim "Hurricane" Hayward.
This brave and dedicated man has painstakingly and thoroughly investigated every one of Mai-Kai's tropical drinks -- about 50 different libations in varying degrees of potency. Hayward has then reviewed each of these cocktails on his Atomic Grog blog.
To celebrate this amazing feat of mankind, rivaled only by possibly scaling Mount Everest or downing an entire bottle of over proof rum in one sitting, Hayward is holding the Atomic Grog's Mai-Kai Mixer.
On June 9 from 6 - 11 p.m., at the Mai-Kai's Molokai lounge, enjoy live surf music by Skinny Jimmy and the Stingrays, DJ Mike "Jetsetter" Jones, and some amazing fruity-yet-deadly drinks with great names like the Shrunken Skull ($13), the Cobra Kiss ($8.75), the Deep-Sea Diver ($9), and the Barrel O' Rum ($14).
The potent Yeoman's Grog ($13) will be half-priced all evening, and if you can still see straight, you might be able to score a guided tour of the Polynesian-themed dining rooms and Tiki garden.
Admission to the event is free. Get there early and take advantage of
the Mai-Kai's regularly-scheduled early happy hour featuring half-priced
drinks and appetizers from 4:30 - 7 p.m.
The first 30 people to
sign up with Atomic Grog's Hayward can participate in a blind tasting
of a special flight of three vintage cocktails presented by manager
Kevin Mattei. Prizes will be awarded to the people who t
ake off their clothes and dance the hula can correctly identify the exotic drink they tasted. The special flights will be priced at around $15.
Like a wise man once said, "Praise the Tiki Gods now....pray to the porcelain God later."
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